So you survived high school, dodged 47 “What’s next?” conversations at family gatherings, and now the world expects you to

So you’ve spent the last week perusing TikTok vids about AI “taking all the jobs” while your boss casually discusses

Hey, you 20 something American hustler, addicted to your phone at 3 AM, avoiding college loans like they’re Fortnite bullets

Hey, you gorgeous disasters, listen up! Yes, it’s 3 AM and I’m between DoorDash shifts and feeling existential dread. Data