Somebody fed you a lie that jobs related to agriculture are just “old dudes on tractors growing corn in the

You just received your shiny new biotech degree after years of memorizing how to use PCR, avoiding Bunsen burner fails,

Imagine this: You spent $200,000 (or whatever your soul-debt seems like) on that engineering degree, passed calc III while drinking

Okay, let’s be real: You made it through high school, avoiding lazy group members, dealing with prom drama, and getting

You did it. You survived the interview, fake-laughed at the hiring manager’s “we’re like a family” line, and nodded through